I Hate Writing

Reading books in Yerevan, Armenia

The truth is that I hate writing.
Putting words on paper makes my stomach turn.
My sentences are undigested thoughts.
My poetry is brain vomit.

I think it’s because I read too much.
Reading is like eating – the amount of shit that you will produce is proportional to the amount of food you have consumed.

But when you eat too much, you’ll puke.
And when you read too much, you’ll write.

But, of course, there are different types of writers. For instance, there are those who write without reading too much. Their works are not vomit.

It’s their feces you are deciphering.

Memoir – A Creative Writing Assignment

I was cleaning my room when I found this blue notebook in one of my drawers. It’s been there since 2014.

What was I doing in 2014? Mostly reading and drinking. But I also took a creative writing course, which sucked… but, to be fair, I did “learn” a few things… and it was fun.

At one point, I was assigned to write a memoir. However, since I’ve already been keeping one for years, I decided to make this one a little entertaining for the teacher.

Here’s what I wrote:
PDF: Creative Writing – Memoir – 2014

Just thought I’d share it with you guys.

Cheers.